About Colonel Sanders:
Colonel Sanders was born in September 9, 1890 in Henryville, Indiana, but this die-hard for chicken guy's father died of breast overgrowth(for the bitches sake) and so the Colonel developed his secret recipe and was kicked out of his house by his mother for making them eat chicken 14 years straight, so the Colonel found his work-at first, a fireman, but he failed because he almost raped a lady when the lady's house was on fire and he was supposed to rescue the lady, but instead, he almost raped her. And so his second job was a railroad inspector, but this led to a train accident caused by sleeping while he was supposed to inspect all trains before departure. So his last and permanent job was a cook in a motel. He blew out the motel and rebuilded it by turning it into a Gas station, and so he opened his diner and everyone ate his chicken. By the time he was 40, he bought a pressure cooker and he opened his new chicken house in Corbin, Kentucky. And so he called it Kentucky Fried Chicken and hired male teenagers to work for him. And he married an insame bitch named Claudia and forced Claudia not to be insame. So there it started, he grew very popular and became a Kentucky Colonel. So he went happy of his job. One time he almost had sex with a female KFC employee, but he was afraid to be blamed of adultery. And so he was addicted to Canada that encouraged him to go back again and again until he got sick of lung cancer for smoking. And so his soul may be in peace. RIP Colonel Sanders 1890-1980.
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About Mac Tonight:
Born in 1988 as a moonheaded adult, he usually shows up in TV singing songs that led to nightmares, then later in 1997, he had a lawsuit against robbery so he was arrested, but in 2007 he escaped to Asia and robbed money from money exchangers, rebels, businessmen and businesswomen, students and of course..............Mothers! Then he was arrested again and he escaped from jail and stole valuables this time. WHO CARES! HE EVEN STOLE A SAXOPHONE!
